I am the sitter of house.

I am writing this from one of the (many) rooms deep within a beautiful home in Potomac, MD, which home I am staying in while its owners are in LA for two weeks visiting family.

Sam® Summer Playhouse comes complete with:

3 kitties, a pool, many books, a fast internet connection, huge open spaces, high ceilings, confusing light switches, 360* views of the surrounding woods, and much much more!

HERE IS A REAL SATELLITE IMAGE (with helpful labels)

Yes, it is as big as it looks.

Yes, its location is secret. Like the Batcave.

Yes, I think I will have a very good time here.

Soon, Jenna will be here, and it'll be an even happier time.

It's really cool pretending I'm a (successful, rich) grownup for a while, and having a new homebase.

Visitors--small numbers of--are encouraged. So give me a call.