At the tone, the time will be: an arbitrary human construction created to help us cope with the uncontrolability of our own existences... BEEP

BREAKING NEWS:

Sam is in a relationship with a wonderful woman named Jenna McKay, who makes him very happy indeed. Sam was reached for comment earlier this morning: "I've been wanting to do pretty much nothing but sing Sun Kil Moon songs and make mix CDs. Jenna brings out the sap in me, and I love it. She treats me right."

Touching indeed.

FROM OUR SUN KIL MOON CORRESPONDENT:

New Sun Kil Moon album "Admiral Fell Promises" out July 13th on Caldo Verde records. A completely acoustic affair, featuring only Mark Kozelek and a nylon-string guitar. Listen to the track "Australian Winter" here: http://www.caldoverderecords.com/skmafp/

IN OTHER MUSIC NEWS:

"A Drowning," the first song from Trent Reznor's first post-NIN project How To Destroy Angels can be heard here: http://pitchfork.com/news/38686-how-to-destroy-angels-a-drowning/

That's all from Channel 88 Sam Cooper Relationship Status and Musical Obsession News for today. Have a safe and pleasant trip through the unstoppable flow of time.